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Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages 2017
- Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
- Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
- If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
- The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
- His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!
- I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
- Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You
- Hey you two over there,
It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We’re here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you
Funny Christmas Wishes
- Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
Santa: “Be realistic”
Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”
Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”
- I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!
- This is the time of year to be grateful to Jesus because he got you a few extra days off from work.
- Thanks to autocorrect, the children who don’t check over their work will be getting a visit from Satan this year.
- It’s the thought that counts and I put a ton of thought into picking out this Christmas card for you!
- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.
- I took my daughter to go see Santa at the mall, and guess what that jerk did? He called her a ‘ho’ three times!
- Does anyone else think it is strange that we allow an old, fat man to sneak into our house in the middle of the night, eat cookies and drink milk and then fill our socks with his junk?
- Sorry to inform you but Christmas is cancelled this year. Apparently YOU told Santa you were good this year and he died laughing.
- A Christmas greeting from a lawyer: Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Disclaimer: the wisher of these wishes claims no liability, the terms ‘merry’ and ‘happy’ should not be construed as legal advice and the word ‘Christmas’ should be interpreted as including any and all other holidays, religious or otherwise, that occur in/or around the same time of year.
- Do you know why this Christmas card is so wonderful? Because it isn’t an email and it isn’t a text.
- I like my men like I like my Christmas ornaments: bright, colorful and well hung!
- One of the best things about Christmas is the office Christmas party. It’s a great opportunity to finally meet face-to-face the people who you’ve been emailing from a few feet away all year.
- May the light of Christmas be your sun that you may never walk in obscurity; I offer you this season’s gifts of Joy and unending testimonies. Merry Christmas!!!
- Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
- This year you were not good… You were FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
- Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
- May Santa Claus bring you lots of gifts! May your home be filled with peace and bliss! May Jesus shower His abundant blessings on you! Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Promising New Year!
Funny Merry Christmas Greetings
Love has a name. JESUS
Love has a place. Our hearts.
Love has a story.
And it ‘ s not finished yet.
Share the love. You are my best friend and I am really lucky to have you as my best friend Enjoy this season of love and happiness.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Santa won’t be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas
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