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Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages 2018

Well, Christmas is the festival which is celebrated to commemorating the birth of God Jesus Christ. The main date on which the festival Christmas is celebrated is December 25. So, Christmas is celebrated every year, and on this day mostly the people and mainly the kids make the wishes to the God want them to come true. Not only the kids, all people adult and elders also make their wishes on that day. On Christmas, the Santa Claus fulfill the wishes of the kids which they make to come true.

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More about the festival Christmas

On Christmas, almost all people send the greetings card to their family member who lives far from them, to their friends and all other relatives and person they know properly. In words, one can’t properly express their feelings to the next person. So, sending greetings is the best and great way to celebrate the Christmas festival. So, what type of wishes kids make? Well, mostly the kids make funny wishes on the Christmas festival. There is a long list of which the kids make on the Christmas, and some are given below about which all people must know properly –

  • Some people make the wish that their holidays are filled with lots of enjoying and crucial moments and you also with the huge Christmas celebrations.
  • There are also some people those make their wish as the Christmas season come quickly or earlier every year. It is because they like the celebration of Christmas and want to celebrate it again and again.
  • Not only is this, but people also make the Christmas wish as they don’t want to leave the Christmas decorations. The reason behind this is, they don’t want to make the decorations again and again.
  • People who live in the North Pole area make the Christmas wishes like they get some delivery of the pizzas by the Santa. It is because in the North Pole area there is no delivery valid.

Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages 2018

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  • Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
  • Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
  • If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!
  • I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
    So let us drink the spirit to feel love
    Merry Christmas to You
  • Hey you two over there,
    It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
    We’re here to bring you holiday cheer
    And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
  • Christmas is the day for blessings and love
    So let us do not overload priest
    Celebrate the Christmas here with party
    Merry Christmas to you

Funny Christmas Wishes

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  • Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
    Santa: “Be realistic”
    Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”
    Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”
  • I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!
  • This is the time of year to be grateful to Jesus because he got you a few extra days off from work.
  • Thanks to autocorrect, the children who don’t check over their work will be getting a visit from Satan this year.
  • It’s the thought that counts and I put a ton of thought into picking out this Christmas card for you!

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  • Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.
  • I took my daughter to go see Santa at the mall, and guess what that jerk did? He called her a ‘ho’ three times!
  • Does anyone else think it is strange that we allow an old, fat man to sneak into our house in the middle of the night, eat cookies and drink milk and then fill our socks with his junk?
  • Sorry to inform you but Christmas is cancelled this year. Apparently YOU told Santa you were good this year and he died laughing.
  • A Christmas greeting from a lawyer: Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Disclaimer: the wisher of these wishes claims no liability, the terms ‘merry’ and ‘happy’ should not be construed as legal advice and the word ‘Christmas’ should be interpreted as including any and all other holidays, religious or otherwise, that occur in/or around the same time of year.

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  • Do you know why this Christmas card is so wonderful? Because it isn’t an email and it isn’t a text.
  • I like my men like I like my Christmas ornaments: bright, colorful and well hung!
  • One of the best things about Christmas is the office Christmas party. It’s a great opportunity to finally meet face-to-face the people who you’ve been emailing from a few feet away all year.
  • May the light of Christmas be your sun that you may never walk in obscurity; I offer you this season’s gifts of Joy and unending testimonies. Merry Christmas!!!
  • Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

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  • This year you were not good… You were FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
  • Let us rejoice and enjoy
    Has lord has given this day
    to drink as much you want
    Happy Christmas
  • May Santa Claus bring you lots of gifts! May your home be filled with peace and bliss! May Jesus shower His abundant blessings on you! Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Promising New Year!

Funny Merry Christmas Greetings

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Love has a name. JESUS
Love has a place. Our hearts.
Love has a story.
And it ‘ s not finished yet.

Share the love. You are my best friend and I am really lucky to have you as my best friend Enjoy this season of love and happiness.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Santa won’t be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas

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Funny Christmas Messages

One beautiful and memorable way to have a white Christmas is to forget that you’re in a Christmas season. Merry Christmas.

You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!

Sure, being on the Nice list gets your more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward.

I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you this for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.

Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!

Money’s scarce
Times are hard
Here’s your fucking
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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

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Merry Christmas

We’ll be racking around the Christmas tree…
and you’re invited.

Hope Your Christmas is a perfect measure of fun and Laughter!
Merry Christmas!

Please Note:

Chistmas is Cancelled

Apparently, You told santa that ou have been Good this year…
He died laughing

 

Santa! Your naughty or nice list has been Divulged

It’s hard to feel MERRY when you gotta work on CHRISTMAS

May you all have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was Worth it!

So, the above mentioned are some funny wishes which the people make on the Christmas festival. They do not make these wishes, they also want them to come true as quickly as possible. Users and people are free to make the Christmas wishes according to their choice. Not only is this, they celebrate the Christmas festival every year with close friends, family members, relatives and with their love also.

Hope we like our collection of best funny Christmas wishes. please let’s us know your funny Christmas massages with us via comment. marry Christmas 2018.

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